i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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