I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I checked into jail on foursquare
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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