This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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