No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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