There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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