Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
that's an acceptable place to lick
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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