quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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