i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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