the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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