haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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