After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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