if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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