could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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