so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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