I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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