whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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