Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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