Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
PANTIES FOUND
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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