Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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