North Korea, Best Korea!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
