when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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