I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I bet he comes in French.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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