My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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