i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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