I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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