id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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