I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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its not stalking. its research.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Two words: nipple clamps
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