what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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