Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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