she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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