Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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