i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My feet surprised me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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