normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you would pick up someone in the library
accomplished twins. life is a go
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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