There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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