I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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