dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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