I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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