okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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