dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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