just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
