I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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