oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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