oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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