oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need help removing her.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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