What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Success! We fucked roommates!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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