i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This house was built for laser tag.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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