I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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