my mouth tastes like poor choices
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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