I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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