I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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