But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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