mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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